I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
i want to talk to you but i don’t want to be annoying do you see my problem
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.